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Are you a fan of all things Bachelor? (You know you are - you don't have to admit it to anyone but yourself) Then you'll find love listening to Christel Bartelse and Paul Constable. These two comedians from Toronto break down the latest episodes, throw in their two cents on who they love, and who they love to hate (spoiler: he's probably worn a catsuit). The ultimate goal is to have a former contestant on the show. The minor goal is just to get to 1000 listeners ASAP. Pour yourself your favo ...
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Okay, we know.... We moaned. We complained. We weren't really feeling the Jennergy from the start of this whole experience. We missed talking to you about episodes, because both of us were enjoying the summer while trying to find time to talk all things Bachelor. If we had known what the final hour of this season was going to look like, we would ha…
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We know - we know - we've been gone a loooonnnnggggg time. It's been a busy summer, with Christel across the pond and working all the time, while Paul stays home and holds down all things Bachelor in the great city of Toronto. A lot to discuss on this episode, but mostly Paul Constable and Christel Bartelse moan about how boring a season it actuall…
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Yes - we're actually back. Host Christel Bartelse just got back from the UK, while the other host Paul Constable is slumming down at Disney World with his son, but this does not stop them from talking about the most important show of this generation. We get through three episodes of the latest Bachelorette (this required a lot of Jennergy), and we …
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WE'RE BACK! It's been awhile hasn't it, since we've had to talk about young and beautiful people trying to find love just so they can break up three months after the show airs. This season's Bachelorette, Jennifer, was not Christel Bartelse's or Paul Constable's choice (why not Maria?!?), but we're going to watch and judge, and maybe even learn som…
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It's finally here! The last episode of Joey's season. Will he find true love? Will it be with Daisy or with Kelsey? Will there be more tennis flashbacks? And who will be The Bachelorette? (WHY NOT MARIA WHY WHY WHY?!?) Okay - you've come with us this far - let's just get to the end of this. Christel Bartlese and Paul Constable both agree Joey is pr…
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Christel Bartelse and Paul Constable are back, and they are doing two episodes in one! They're going to talk about the women going to Jasper, Alberta (shout out to CANADA!) for the first episode, and then they move right into the next hometown episode, trying to figure out where it all went wrong for Joey and Maria. Side note: can some ask Maria's …
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There are only three women left!!! It's down to Rachel, Daisy and Kelsey, and one of them will have their dreams dashed of marrying the latest Bachelor, Joey. Hosts Christel Bartelse and Paul Constable break it all down for us. Rachel almost breaks her jaw jumping into a pond, Leslie gets into Kelsey's head by saying "Just get ready for the fact th…
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Christel Bartelse and Paul Constable continue to discuss the roller-coaster ride that is Joey's season of The Bachelor. This time the gang travels to good old Montreal, Quebec! It's a love affair with all things Canada - as the women talk maple syrup, poutine, and something about eating a moose?!? Paul gets a little lost in the weeds this episode t…
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Two episodes in one week?!? It's like Xmas in February, are we right? Co-hosts Christel Bartelse and Paul Constable spend a Friday night having some drinks and talking Bachelor. Does the booze effect their mental capacity? You might just have to listen. Joey's adventures move over to Spain, and he takes ten lovely ladies there with him. Tension con…
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Christel Bartelse and Paul Constable are back doing what they do best - judging hot young women who vie for love on a reality franchise long past it's sell by date - yes - we're talking about The Bachelor!!! The latest episode takes the ladies to Malta (that's in Europe right?), and it also has the two rivals Maria (shout out to Kleinburg, Ontario!…
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We apologize for everyone out there listening if they don't know what the "orange test" is. Even co-host Paul Constable didn't know what it was, until Christel Bartelse had him watch some classic Brayden/Christina (Bachelor royalty are we right?) IG video where Brayden does, indeed, pass the "orange test". Basically, ask your partner to peel an ora…
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Joey has narrowed his dating pool down to only twenty-two women (only in the Bachelor can you get away with a sentence like that), and of course co-hosts Christel Bartelse and Paul Constable have a lot to say about it! Who do they think the front runners are? Who's impressing them the most...or let's face it...the least?!? Can you have an honourabl…
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It's a new season of The Bachelor, and that means it's a new season of Christel Bartelse and Paul Constable talking all things Joey. Thirty-two women (a Bachelor record!) are vying for Joey's heart, and hoping that he puts a ring on their finger at the end of this dramatic journey. Is there drama? Yes. Are their tears? Yes. Is there a lot of phalli…
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Happy new year y'all!!! We're sorry we've been away for awhile, but we're coming back strong in the new year to talk all things Bachelor. The franchise didn't waste any time getting us into the groove for 2024, so co-hosts Christel Bartelse and Paul Constable threw together an emergency podcast to get us all caught up! The first Golden Bachelor Wed…
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Ever wondered about the ins and outs of reality television dating shows? Join your hosts, Paul Constable and Christel Bartelse, for a lively discussion on the latest episode of 'Bachelor in Paradise'. As we sip on our favorite cocktails and share our Bachelor dreams, we dissect the potential candidates for the magical date and ponder over the intri…
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Ever wonder what happens when Bachelor Nation has a pickleball showdown? Or what secret revelations emerge from a 'Never Have I Ever' game that completely turns the tide? Well, strap in, listeners, because we're about to spill some hot tea from the October 20th episodes of Golden Bachelor and Bachelor in Paradise. Get ready for a wild ride through …
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Ever been left speechless as the waters get murky in the world of reality TV dating shows? Well, buckle up because, this week, we’re breaking down the drama, the heartbreak, and the romance that unfolded on The Golden Bachelor and Bachelor in Paradise. This episode will see us dissecting everything from group dates to talent shows, from shocking br…
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What if reality TV dating shows were not just about drama, but actually had a deeper meaning? What if they could actually teach us about human behaviour, relationships, and even ourselves? If you're nodding your head right now, this episode is for you. We've watched, we've laughed, and now we're ready to dissect two of our favorite reality TV datin…
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You've seen the heated romance, the tearful goodbyes, and the shocking rose ceremonies. But have you ever wondered how it would be if our beloved Bachelor contestants were, say, senior citizens? Buckle up as we guide you through the roller-coaster ride of the new seasons of Bachelor in Paradise, and the Golden Bachelor, where age is just a number a…
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It's been too long hasn't it? That's what Christel Bartelse and Paul Constable think, and that's why they're back early to talk about the upcoming seasons of Bachelor in Paradise AND The Golden Bachelor. Do we think three hours of Bachelor Nation programming on one night might be a bit too much? You'll just have to listen to find out. How do we fee…
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Paul Constable starts off the podcast by getting his co-host Christel Bartelse's name wrong - but we swear things get better from there. Its hometowns, where Charity goes to visit the four remaining bachelors in the place where they grew up. Surprisingly, most of the families are nice and seem open to Charity being their future in-law. Except for U…
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Why oh why (you ask) are we combining two episodes into one? Well - first off - it's twice as fun just like Doublemint Gum! And - well - Paul Constable kind of forgot to his record last week when he and co-host Christel Bartelse talked about Episode Four while he was cozy down in the Falls. So they got back together and decided to just talk about b…
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Christel Bartelse is back!!!! She has returned to our Canadian shores, much to the delight of co-host Paul Constable. The two immediately delve into the upcoming Golden Bachelor TV show, and whether this is even a good idea or not, as Paul counts down the days until he's finally old enough to apply for it. We also start talking about the third epis…
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Welcome back! Finally we can start to discuss the real journey in Charity's season as The Bachelorette. Paul Constable is still flying solo on this one, as his co-host is across the pond doing lovely Bachelorette type things while Paul stays home. The drama starts early in this one - as viewers will have to choose sides between Adrian and Brayden, …
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We are back!!!! Or...are we? Host Paul Constable has to fly solo on this one, as Christel Bartelse is living it up over in Europe - and we just can't figure out how to make this darn thing work when one of us is across the pond! Charity is our Bachelorette this season, and she's found a nice line up of doucheba....young men who want to win her hear…
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It's hard to believe two and a half months have come and gone. Do we all remember early 2022 - when we had hopes for Zach and his troupe of women? When names like Greer and Ariel meant nothing to us, before we knew this season would be tainted by Zach's inability to not have sex. Christel Bartelse and Paul Constable sum up the year, relieved that t…
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This is the episode we've all been waiting for. The Zachelor is down to three final contestants, and he vows not to have sex with any of them out of fear of ruining his chances at finding love. Does he stick to his promise? Does a bear poop in the toilet? (it's our weird way of trying to say "No, he doesn't stick to it...") Join hosts Paul Constabl…
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It's hometown week - and it's all the Women Tell All (or the Women Tell Paul - which host Christel Bartelse kept alive much to the delight of co-host Paul Constable) It's really like two episodes in one, as we talk about how well (or weird) the hometown dates went, and who we think the final woman left standing is going to be (hint: she's blonde an…
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We're back and on track with Zach! This week the ladies are in Budapest, Hungary! It's the week before the hometown dates, and the ladies are nervous as to who will get the rose. We don't want to give much away, but Christel and Paul once again break down what happened in this week's episode, all the while trying to be both fair and kind to the Bac…
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Christel Bartelse and Paul Constable are back talking Zach! We don't know if it's the show itself, but we thought last week we were a bit loopy. Well, this episode seems to get even crazier...as Christel starts telling Paul about her plans for an Only Fans page...which he doesn't seem able to let go of...and well...they do eventually start talking …
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Christel Bartelse and Paul Constable are back at talking all things Zachelor. This week the cast goes to London (not Ontario - where you might find Christel hanging out with her parents' dogs ). Yes, Zach and his ladies go to London, England to do all things stereotypical American tourists would do (eat fish and chips, go on a double decker bus, ta…
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Christel Bartelse and Paul Constable are back at talking about their favourite guilty pleasure, the Zachelor. The latest episode had the women vying for Zach's attention travel down to the Bahamas, where Zach's desire as a Bahama Papa to find his Bahama Mama almost made Christel turn off the show entirely. This week wasn't without drama, as Kylee a…
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FREE EXCLUSIVE CONTENT! You know how all the other podcasts make you pay for exclusive stuff? We don't! We are bringing you out of the box Bachelor talk and not charging you a red cent! This week hosts Christel Bartelse and Paul Constable start off the show by talking about Chris Harrison's podcast - The Most Dramatic Podcast Ever! (just remember -…
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Christel Bartelse and Paul Constable dissect the premiere episode of The Bachelor Season 27!!! Zach is back as the Bachelor, as 30 women vie for his attention. Truth be told, we were both hoping for a bit more from the premiere. The star of the show ends up being Madison, who's first night train wreck is the talk of the show. Still, it's fun to get…
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Christel Bartelse and Paul Constable are back - to talk about Zach!!!! We missed each other so much, but we stayed in touch over the months as both of us had to suffer through The Bachelorette and Bachelor In Paradise season without their partner in crime. We are kicking off the new year in the right way, talking about how much we're longing for mo…
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Okay - we here at The Most Dramatic Podcast Yet know that every season The Bachelor franchise tries to sell us on the idea that this year is going to have the most dramatic finale yet. Well...this year...they weren't lying!!! If you haven't seen Clayton's story yet (and why haven't you?!?) you need to get on your PVR or whatever it is you watch the…
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If you're looking for stories about Iceland - look no further! One of the hosts (Paul Constable) recollects his weeklong adventure to the other host (Christel Bartelse), although he's never really prompted to do so. Oh - and we talk about the latest episode of The Bachelor as well. Yes - the dates involve overnight Fantasy Suites (the nice way of s…
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Yes - it's that time again - when the contestants of The Bachelor come back on to air their grievances - and boy oh boy do they have grievances! Christel Bartelse and Paul Constable break down just how sad it is to watch women sink as low as they can to get their point across, all while befuddled host Jesse Palmer sits back and lets it all go to po…
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Hometown week! We're down to four ladies remaining, and Clayton gets to see their where they all grew up. Host Paul Constable is not a huge fan of hometowns, while host Christel Bartelse says it gives her a chance to root for the final contestants as its getting down to the wire. Someone will get their heart broken, and someone may say YES!!! There…
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Paul and Christel are back at it - and this time they are trying to find exciting things to talk about! Yes Chris de Burgh shows up - but how many can you talk about "The Lady in Red?" Clayton continues to be the WORST Bachelor ever - reaching a new low as he takes the women to one on one therapy sessions. We don't remember ever reading about this …
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Yes - there is still Canadian content in this week's episode. Not only because your two fine hosts, Christel Bartelse and Paul Constable are from the Great North, but because our show starts in Toronto and makes it way down to Niagara Falls. The big question on everyone's lips - will Shanae make it back from the two on one date? (Spoiler: um...mayb…
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Christel Bartelse and Paul Constable both feel like they deserve a tax credit after watching the latest episode of The Bachelor. It takes place in Toronto, Canada! We get lots of shots of the CN Tower, the CN Tower and...in case you forgot where they were...the CN Tower!!! Shanae continues to be the focus of the show (seriously if she gets booted w…
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Christel Bartelse and Paul Constable are back at it! It's another week of Bachelor, it's another week of rage as the two hosts commisserate on why Clayton is the worst Bachelor of ALL TIME! It's pretty much Shanae Nae from the start, and if you wanted to know what a five year old would behave like if they inhabited a twenty-something year old's bod…
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Christel and Paul are back - and they have a lot to talk about (surprised?) They commiserate on whether Clayton actually is the most boring Bachelor ever. Is it because of his lame interview segments where he says nothing insightful? His insistence on wearing sweatshirts under his suit jackets? The fact that they waxed his chest prior to the show b…
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Christel Bartelse and Paul Constable are back at talking about their favourite show - The Bachelor!!! It's only episode two - and already these women are throwing down for who can be the most hated by the end of the season. Will it be Cassidy? Will Shanae(nae) take the crown? Is Clayton going to be the most boring Bachelor ever? What does Jesse Pal…
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You know we don't want to say freaking - but we'll keep it PG for now. Christel Bartelse and Paul Constable are back at it, for Season Three of their hit podcast "The Most Dramatic Podcast Ever!" The Bachelor is what it's all about these days - with vanilla edgy former contestant Clayton trying to woo the hearts of dozens of ladies. Episode One doe…
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Who are we to judge? Well...we're Christel Bartelse and Paul Constable, and we can't believe we've made it to the end of another season of The Bachelorette. While we loved Michelle this season, it seems like one of us fell off the team Nayte train due to this finale, and was really rooting for Brandon. And nothing seems ready to prepare us for the …
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Christel and Paul talk about why Fantasy Suites are just upgraded versions of the Boom Boom Room. They discuss who among the final three they think will make it to the end, and then discuss who they think will win it all! We are so close to finding out if Michelle will actually find true love - or if she'll just be on the cover of US magazine in Ja…
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You know we throw this word around a lot, the Men Tell All episode was EPIC! The men didn't hold back in their hatred for each other, and there were a few surprises thrown in throughout (um...a naked dude?) Christel Bartelse and Paul Constable break it all down for you - and talk about their planned trip to Detroit for March 2022 to see the Bachelo…
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Your favourite hosts Christel Bartelse and Paul Constable are back! We're talking about hometown dates! Well, we're actually talking about hometown dates that aren't really hometown dates because they stay in Michelle's city - but that's fine. It's down to the final four men, and both Paul and Christel agree it's too tough to call on who's going to…
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