Arachnoid AF

Jake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio Freqs

Skiing is believing, as we delve into the Marvel Comics Universe (TM David's Family) and find out more about the man who does whatever a spider can. Like shedding urticating hairs, to irritate a potential predator. Me and Davey, we can both do that. You should see our sofas.

Also, fun fact: for its weight, spider silk is over a thousand times stronger than a frozen Wham Bar. I've got some more here, hang on.

Some spiders do, indeed, eat their own webs, in order to recycle the amino acids, and few of us can forget the memorable spectacle of Tobey Maguire slowly glopping down huge long ribbons of his magnificent spidey-spooge. Boy, could he eat it!

The bite of the Brazilian Wandering Spider can cause lingering and painful erections. That's actually an actual fact. Look it up. And while you're online, consider signing up to buy us a coffee at www.ko-fi.com/audiofreqs, one of the most holistically unsuccessful urls produced by humankind.

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