Crispy Coated Robots #255 - Best Movies Of 2024 Crispy Coated Robots podcast

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Are you ever going to text me? WARNING: This episode has an excess of impersonations. Jason, Jim, and Joseph list their favorite Supporting Actor winners. Jim asks the important question of determining the different types of Okies. Iris: it’s not so much a great movie as it is a preventer of recognition for bad Oscar performances. It’s the Chicago Rock Way. Hey Friendo. Jason cleverly sneaks past the “no complaining” policy of Oscar nominees. Joseph admits that a little bullying can bring out the best in people. What actor suffered PTSD from too much cowbell? How in the hell did a Jimmy Stewart impression make it into this show?…

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Crispy Coated Robots #262 - Best Modern Black & White Movie 35:00

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Crispy Coated Robots #261 - The Sweatiest Movies of All-time 30:47

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Are you ever going to text me? This episode has armpit sweat stains. Jim, Jason, and Joseph get into a heated conversation about some of the sweatiest movies ever made. Joseph tries to explain the SNL "Weird Year" documentary... sort of? Jim is a confessed sweaty sleeper. Lee Cobb is easily the angriest of all the 12 men. Hoo-ha Al Pacino would have made for a very different Dog Day Afternoon. Florida may be the sweatiest location to film. The Nazis had problems too. Jason has ice cubes to share with Rosie Perez. Ozzy Nelson doesn't have brothers on his wall. Why don't more people have Peacock? What Movie Channel classic had Jim all hot and bothered in middle school?…

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Crispy Coated Robots #260 - Most Corrupt Businessperson in a Movie 29:00

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Are you ever going to text me? This episode doesn't have a boney ass. Jim, Jason, and Joseph call out some of the worst business characters in movies. Jason starts out with some subtle power moves. Joseph's list is based on TPS reports. Jim's list is based on his impressions. Jim's first impression sound very similar to the show's introduction narration. Dabney Coleman doesn't like child daycare or Jim's company while eating a steak. Jason gives the longest bleeped quotes in the show's history. Somehow Halloween III makes it on to the show again. Greed is good, especially when it involves milkshakes. Good for Polio. How did this show become about the most obvious character names in movies? What is the amount of Mortimer Duke's contribution to Christmas tips?…

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Crispy Coated Robots #259 - Best TV Characters of the 90s 35:33

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Are you ever going to text me? This episode is one of many TV categories recognized by the show (it's not that big of a deal). Jason, Jim, and Joseph recollect some of the most memorable television characters of the 1990s. Jason makes a "pointed" critique against the Friends' studio thermostat. Jason will not stand for Jim and Joseph breaking the rules. Joseph has fond memories of ER's nurse Carol Hathaway's cane. Real Mafia guys don't wear Bermuda shorts. Dancing babies and unisex bathrooms. D'oh! Jason didn't read the text about rules for the episode. The Truth is out there, but Jim and Joseph were not interested. Did Jim do that? Unfortunately, Jim selects the 90's Gilligan for his list. What are we going to do today, Brain?…

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Crispy Coated Robots #258 - Best Song By A Jackson Not Named Michael 29:13

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Are you ever going to text me? This episode comes to you in glorious, high-fidelity mono. Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover the best of Jackson songs that are not from the King of Pop. The eldest Jackson child finally answered the question to which video game Michael Jackson was singing about in Beat It. Joseph laments how his currency in weight has doubled like that of a famous rapper. Jason gives automotive advice of which brand to avoid regardless of its reputation in county songs. Jim wants everyone to remember Jermaine was the big thing before his younger brother Michael. Knock, Knock. Guess Who? The Broom Brothers... Which song makes a classic teenage comedy sex scene seem okay? What have you done for me lately, Willis?…

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Crispy Coated Robots #257- Best Psychiatrist in Movies/TV 28:46

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Are you ever going to text me? This episode should be sponsored by Wahlburgers. Jason, Jim, and Joseph dive into a deep discussion about the best psychiatrists in movies and television. Jason performs the best public service announcement for generator care. You're good enough and people like you. The only Analrapist makes it on the list. Joseph likes his psychiatrist to have a refine palate. Jim demonstrates can't help himself with the Dr. Zachary Smith impressions. What is going on with Bill Dailey's hands? What movie does Jason mention that is hated by Joseph's wife.…

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Crispy Coated Robots #256 Best TV of 2024 46:20

8 weeks之前46:20

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Are you ever going to text me? This episode has no empty calories. Jim, Jason, and Joseph gush over the best TV series in 2024. Damn you Apple for not allowing me to binge. Jason connects with his son's high school experience through the power of a sitcom. This F#k'in guy! It's a fun Walking Dead. Jim heralds the best un-PC show in a long time. Baby Reindeer: the most disturbing thing that you can't look away from. Sally Struthers!! Jim is upset that his video sports character's skill level is only 47. Show killer, Ted McGinley finally gets his due. Hey, hey why are the Monkeys left out of the Rocknroll Hall of Fame? Which actor is charming on the show, but a jerk in real life?…

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Crispy Coated Robots #255 - Best Movies of 2024 38:51

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Are you ever going to text me? Jason has listened to most of this episode (but hasn't finished it). Jason, Jim, and Joseph review the best movies of 2024. What do you mean, "You People!” Joseph admits to being a sucker for a good road-trip flick. Jason's documentary entry is nothing more than a Dunkin Donuts commercial. Wicked 2: Electric Boogaloo Jim has decided to take the same amount of time to critique Boyhood as it took to make it. Chalamet over Hubert? Joker 2: fans 1 (Spoiler - it's Jason) Jim and Jason are impressed with the return of Chet from Weird Science. Who voted for Ron Swanson? Is Joseph a true F1 Racing fan?…

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Crispy Coated Robots #254 - 2025 Anticipations 29:38

10 weeks之前29:38

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Are you ever going to text me? This episode has warm nuts. Jason, Jim, and Joseph foretell the things they are looking forward to in 2025. Jim explains the risky behavior of dancing on a very slick floor. Joseph craps on 2025 in general and is looking forward to 2026. Jason is looking forward to bird flu...really? Jason and Joseph geek out on the tech and science to come in the new year. Throwback to 2000s, when music started to really suck. Which car maker in joining F1 in the new year? Is the world ready for a naked gun?…

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Crispy Coated Robots #253 - Best Holiday Traditions 23:37

11 weeks之前23:37

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Are you ever going to text me? This episode includes the reappearance of Sausage Cheeseballs!!!! Jason's dog, Dash saves himself using his "5th leg". Joseph explains the proper way to drink Cherry Bounce. According to Jason, the Pennsylvania Dutch company makes better eggnog than pretzels. Jason's Christmas traditions involve cheaters and clog toilets (and we wonder why he doesn't like the holidays). The Talking Christmas Tree, an alternative to visiting Santa for the poor kids. Joseph laments on the great Christmas pretzel tragedy of 2024. Coffee, Donuts, and Christmas lights. That's not 40%. That's 13%. People rely on tips. Ace is the place where you can find The Surrealtors perform a charity concert each Christmas. Did Jim's mom make up a fake holiday involving the book of Lifesavers as a gift for her impatient children? According to Jim, how many ingredients are there in a proper cheeseball?…

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Crispy Coated Robots #252 - Best Shows To Binge This Holiday 33:30

12 weeks之前33:30

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Are you ever going to text me? This episode doesn't require subtitles. Jason, Jim, and Joseph gush on their favorite tv binges for the holidays. Jason finds his favorite kind of entertainment happens in a parking lot. Jim admits to loving some Kenny G. The show gets derailed by Michael McDonald impressions. Energy Vampire. Jason wants to hold out for the HD version of CHiPs before starting his binge. The girl or the dog? What is the real reason Jason is interested in this internet series? Who is so bad in a series that Joseph refuses to say the actor's name?…

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Crispy Coated Robots #251 - Best Documentaries 46:48

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Are you ever going to text me? This extra-size episode is like salmon swimming upstream. Jason, Jim, and Joseph geek out on their favorite movie documentaries. Roger Moore takes on GM to save his beloved hometown, From Flint with Love . It's Convene! A real man climbs a mountain like James T. Kirk. There are three sides to every story: your side, my side, and several impressions. Jason opens up about addiction to McDonald fries. Jim stumps the others with his favorite documentary about a diabetic musician. Joseph's favorite documentary happens share the name as Jason's brother. Which county icon was mistakenly introduced as Woody? What narrator makes any documentary great?…

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Crispy Coated Robots #250 - Funniest Death Scene in a Movie 29:53

14 weeks之前29:53

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Are you ever going to text me? This episode serves as a warning against marble flooring. Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the funniest death scenes in movies. Joseph suffers through pain and mockery in this episode. A bad case of the flu makes for an impromptu killing that is hilarious. Boobs, blades, and a pretzel. Joseph reminisces about the scene that made him laugh and his date cry. Just ring the bell, you p#*sy. Our house is a very, very Monty Python house. Jason warns Graham Nash to stay away from marble flooring. Garbage Day! Is that how you say hello from where you are from? Why is Peter Wisdom the only one worth saving?…

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Crispy Coated Robots #249 - Movies We Are Thankful For 33:10

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