There are rules against making a TV show about alien robots that transform (or convert) into vehicles without including a dinosaur. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive由John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

Another idiot Go-Bot shows up on Earth and trashes the place. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive由John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

If you thought the last GoBots series Paul and John reviewed was immature and a waste of everybody's time, boy do we have a series for you! Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive由John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

Paul and John rank the ten series they've watched so far, from least favourite to favourite. Then they answer your questions. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive由John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

Paul lists his least favourite and favourite Predacons, Decepticons, Maximals, and Autobots while John lazily lumps Predacons with Decepticons, and Maximals with Autobots. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive由John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

Rob’s gushes over Transformers One and the promotional box Hasbro sent Zone Base! Also, the Halloween episodes continue with talks of Terror... Terrorcons that is!由Rob Springer

Paul and John watched Transformers: One and they want to tell you how amazing it is. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive由John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

Optimus and the Autobots return to Cybertron just in time for one last round of deus ex machina. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive由John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

Teletraan 1 finds himself. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive由John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

I would have waited an eternity for this! It's over, guys. We finally finish Beast Wars Second once and for all! Episode Rating: "NO ENERGON!" (unanimous) Subscribe to our Patreon to access our exclusive podcasts The Super Lazor Comb Patreon Super Show!, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY!, and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.…

Get your sh*t together, Tim Sheridan. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive由John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

Code of Hero this episode ain't. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive由John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

The Autobots and Maximals split-up but then rally together in order to rescue Airazor. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive由John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

The Autobots and Decepticons crash into prehistoric Earth and ALL the toys show up! Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive由John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

Blah blah blah, Beast Wars Second once and for all! Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/otkiUjc4Jf0 Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AEMkmvud3k Buy a TOO MUCH ENERGON! t-shirt: https://www.teepublic.com/user/t…

John and Paul get all judgy. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive由John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

Optimus just needs a hug. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive由John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

You will suffer for this treachery. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive由John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

Megatron catches up to Optimus Prime, who used a spacebridge, without using a spacebridge. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive由John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

This week we're reviewing episodes 34, 35, 36, and 37 of Beast Wars II. Episode 34 features Drill Nuts building a big 'ole cannon at Niagra Falls to fire at The Artificial Planet Nemesis. 35 involves Gaviscon getting in Lio Junior's head, and Junior doing what ever teenage boy eventually does; beats up his step dad. Finally 36 and 37 finally give u…

戻れ! われらのメガザラック (Return! Our Scorpinok) Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive由John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

Elita-1 discovers the truth about Project Nemesis and Optimus encounters a Quintesson, in an episode written with the talent of an old shoe. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive由John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

Megatron begins to sacrifice Decepticons in order to achieve his goals while Elita-1 continues to be a pain in his ass. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive由John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

Paul and John talk about their favourite, and least favourite, Decepticons and Autobots from Siege. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive由John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

Gaviscon uses his latest Plot Device™ to summon the great Decepticon weapon Majin Zarak from the distant past to Planet Gaia, and it's up to Lio Convoy and the Maximals to stop it. Lio Junior is all like "no way! two can play!" and uses the same doohickey to bring in Garry Primal all the way from Planet Energon, and the hypest team up since Kane & …

Despite it having no real justification or logic, Optimus's plan comes together. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive由John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

Optimus' haphazard plan commences, haphazardly. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive由John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

Jetfire has had enough of Megatron's genocide. Meanwhile, the Alpha Trion protcols make a choice that makes no sense. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive由John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

The Autobots reach out to Ratchet who, like Bumblebee, has been avoiding taking a side in the war. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive由John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

Technically we skip episode 29 because it's a clipshow, but from there on we're talking about episodes 30-33 of Beast Wars II, where The Angle Slam goes evil, and the Decepticons go full Marshawn Lynch. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/pPj2dcNHTTc Show Links: h…

Ultra Magnus takes the first steps in a plan that won't amount to a hill of beans. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive由John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

Paul and John return (in good health) to start the War For Cybertron series. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive由John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

The Old Maritimers decide to leave; Lio Convoy discovers that lion he banged a while ago wasn't on the pill; G2 Megatron gets all Angle Slammed up and becomes a redeco of Trypticon; Scuba's cousin is an Amazon delivery driver and brings a tank to planet Gaia. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb …

This month: What's old is new again! Rob talks about the relaunch of Auto-Update, summer conventions, Gobots back on TV, and even some Code Orange fun!由Rob Springer

This week we're covering the 21st, 22nd, 23rd, and 24th episodes of Beast Wars II "The Tentacular (testicular) Scuba," "Megastorm's Reckoning," "Showdown in the Sea," and "Face the Setting Sun," respectively. Highlights include Bighorn getting big-horny for Scylla (a.k.a. the "she-gremlin" from Gremlins 2), Artemis getting jealous of Scylla's affec…

Siege is depressed and tipsy, and Kal is high on painkillers, so naturally we're both in the correct frame of mind to review episodes 17, 18, 19, and 20 of Beast Wars Second. Episode 20 is a another clipshow, so we didn't bother watching it and just gave it a pre-emptive "not enough energon" rating. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive cont…

Say "Hi" to your Michael Bay for me. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive由John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

This month: Rob talks about the Transformers 40th Anniversary Theatrical Event and looks back at various Transformers anniversaries while doing so!由Rob Springer

It's Cinco de Mayo, a fiesta, and a salsa dance all in one as we're introduced to our new buenos amigos, the Jointrons. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/P1dg0U-2nnY Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AEMkmvud…

It's the beginning of the end... at least when it comes to TFNPS reviewing Michael Bay's Transformers. Join Paul and John as they try to make sense of the mess that is Transformers: The Last Knight. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive由John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

Paul and John putting the show on hiatus due to health issues. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive由John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

We both dislike this show and want to get through it as quickly as possible, so we've switched to reviewing it in four episode chunks. This week we're covering Beast Wars Second episodes 9, 10, 11, and 12 "The Strongest Tag Team?," "Autorollers Roll Out!," "Danger! Scissor Boy," and "Galvatron Rampages," respectively. Episode Ratings: "Not Enough E…

Paul and John review their favourite and least favourite things about Transformers: Cybertron. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive由John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

Just let it end! Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive由John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

Why won't it end? Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive由John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

Galvatron refuses to give up even though he really, really should. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive由John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

We're BACK after a four month hiatus to review the eighth episode of Beast Wars II, where the "Insect Robos" Scissor Boy, Drill Nuts, and Centicon do battle against Tazmania Kid, Diver McFrogman, and HEEEEEEEE-HAW himself Bighorn. Lio Convoy also delivers his usual sage wisdom about utter nothingness. Siege also talks about his Transformers purchas…

The Autobots and Primus close the black hole and destroy the Decepticons, so the series is over. Right? ...right!? Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive由John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

The Autobots return to the own universe just in time to attempt to save their planet from destruction. Find Paul and John on Twitter or email the show. Full episode archive由John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

This month: Rob talks about Toylanta, Transformers One, and Meteorbs!由Rob Springer