Have You Been Reading My Diary? Unfamously Unwell Unrated podcast

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Click here to send us your victory and vices! Music isn't just background noise—it's the soundtrack to our lives. On the last episode of 2024, we chat about our top-played songs and how they reflect pivotal events, from energizing gym sessions to emotionally charged concerts. Join us as we explore the magical resonance of favorite artists like Pink and Jess Glynne, and debate Spotify's algorithmic quirks. Listen to how these melodies have become intertwined with our memories, shaping our daily routines and connecting us to deeper emotions. Relationships can be our greatest teachers, and this year brought lessons in abundance. We recount stories of growth sparked by loved ones and even ex-partners, emphasizing the crucial role of a strong support system. Dive into our spirited discussions about overcoming self-doubt, embracing authenticity, and trusting our instincts more. With an eye on 2025, we celebrate the irreplaceable value of moments shared with friends and family, acknowledging that life's most cherished memories often lie beneath the surface.…

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The Unwelly Awards! 1:04:09

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Click here to send us your victory and vices! Inspired by the wildest, most unhinged moments of our year, we're bringing the drama with the Unwelly Awards. From our best (and worst) spending habits to hilariously awkward romantic encounters, get ready to hear the juicy details that shaped our year. We're promising you nothing less than a riotous recounting of our adventures, complete with the quirky charm of color stories and cornichons. Money talks, and boy, do we have some stories to share about the art of "unwell" financial decisions! Whether it's indulging in our Starbucks habits or splurging on Lyft rides, we’re breaking it down with humor and honesty. Join us as we navigate the absurd side of adulting with tales of rug burns, peppermint milkshakes, and the occasional romantic mishap. Through laughter and real talk, we’re shedding light on the ups and downs of modern adulthood, reminding you that it’s okay to laugh at life’s unpredictability while cherishing the connections that keep us grounded.…

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Ghosts of Past, Present & Future 1:11:36

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Click here to send us your victory and vices! What if a single holiday could become the compass for your personal transformation? Kaleb reflects on how Halloween became the unexpected marker of life's twists and turns, sparking joy, heartbreak, and self-realization. As we share experiences of personal growth, heartache, and new beginnings, you’ll hear about Kaleb's journey from a rocky relationship-fueled move to Cleveland to the bright opportunities awaiting in Seattle. Halloween serves as a backdrop, showcasing how life changes dramatically over a year—a theme that resonates with anyone navigating the complexities of romance and self-worth. From karaoke nights and Grindr adventures to embracing newfound independence, these stories remind us that life, much like Halloween, is full of surprises. Join us as we explore the importance of self-love, the joy of self-gifting, and the challenges of managing holiday stress. We touch on everything from preparing for significant exams and reflecting on love’s many forms to the relief found in letting go of outdated versions of ourselves. This episode is a celebration of personal victories and a testament to finding joy in life’s unpredictable journey, encouraging you to embrace change and savor each milestone.…

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Gay Son or Thought Daughter? (feat. Isabella) 1:00:57

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Click here to send us your victory and vices! What happens when you mix modern dating misadventures with the magical world of Broadway? After a Thanksgiving filled with reflection, "Wicked" had us thinking about defying gravity not just on stage but in our own relationships. This week, Kyle's sister, Isabella, joins us to share what it's like navigating the dating scene as a Gen Z woman in Washington DC. Our conversation bounces from her humorous takes on dating apps to the quirks of gay culture and how these elements shape sibling dynamics. From ghosting and spit-roasting to family dynamics and sibling shenanigans, we tackle the chaos of dating in the digital world. We swap stories about dating apps like Hinge and Tinder, weaving in listener tales and personal anecdotes that highlight both the highs and lows of finding love—or at least a good time—online. We’ve got some laughs and insights for you, wrapped up in a package of personal growth and reflection. Get swept away this week (by a huge wave in Hawaii, like Isabella) and by our stories about relationships, which we discover aren’t just about romance; they’re about understanding who you are and where you come from. Childhood misconceptions, sibling rivalries, and family dynamics play their part in your understanding of love and commitment. We share our own family tales, from the absurd to the heartfelt, and how these experiences influence our current relationship aspirations. All of our journeys are as much about our bonds with each other as they are about the new connections we seek. Tune in for lots of laughs, relatable moments, and a fresh look at love and life.…

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Happy Kylesgiving! 50:57

15 weeks之前50:57

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Click here to send us your victory and vices! Happy Kylesgiving! This week, Kyle is giving us 9 things he's learned about life in the last 36 years. Why nine? Because his aunt was abducted by aliens, that's why! As we explore life's most spontaneous moments, we also peek into universal insecurities and the empowering force of confidence. The episode delves into the complexity of emotions, particularly anger, and celebrates the importance of self-acceptance and growth over the years. Relationships, intimacy, and the balance of interdependence weave through our chat, where emotional intelligence meets genuine connection. Finally, we reflect on the unique roles friends play and how embracing vulnerability can deepen these bonds. As the holiday season looms, we share humorous tales of Thanksgiving plans, concert ticket excitement, and the unforgettable retail chaos of Black Friday. Tune in as we set discuss setting boundaries, prioritizing what matters, and reminiscing about the joy of JoJo's music. This episode is a heartfelt tribute to life's beautifully chaotic journey.…

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Blood, Sweat & Tears on My Pillow 47:37

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Click here to send us your victory and vices! Ever had a bathroom encounter that spiraled into an escapade worthy of its own episode? We certainly did, and we're here to spill the hilarious details! Join us as we recount an unexpected midday adventure that segues into a vibrant Pride kickoff party in Palm Springs. Meet the man who might just be Kyle's future ex-husband and enjoy a digital-age proposal via Grindr, all while brushing shoulders with RuPaul's Drag Race royalty, Mayhem Miller. It's a whirlwind of mimosas, karaoke, and the kind of flirtations that define a truly unforgettable night. Navigating the lively chaos, we find ourselves juggling overindulgent suitors and the mishaps of romance—bleeding fingers included! These experiences open up conversations about the pressures of body image and social anxiety within the LGBTQIA+ community. Reflecting on a night spent in the company of stunning individuals, we explore the struggle between external appearances and embracing the beauty within ourselves. Through laughter and candid moments, we discover that humor and authenticity shine brighter than any superficial façade. Our adventure wraps up with introspective poolside revelations and the joyous freedom of expressing our nerdy sides without restraint. The journey from chaotic night to self-acceptance is marked by growth, community bonding, and a newfound self-assurance—mustache included. We share personal insights on breaking free from toxic relationship patterns, fostering healthier connections, and celebrating the victories of personal growth, all wrapped in the vibrant energy of Palm Springs Pride and life’s colorful celebrations. Tune in for a rollercoaster of emotions, self-reflection, and, of course, a hearty dose of humor!…

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Tinkerbell Raided Mamaw's Tomb 52:05

17 weeks之前52:05

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Click here to send us your victory and vices! Prepare this week to laugh as we recount the chaotic pre-Halloween preparations that include makeshift costumes and unexpected party advice. From turning into Lara Croft and a grandma to cash-only drinks and unexpected encounters, the night proves to be a whirlwind of spontaneity and friendship. As if the night wasn’t eventful enough, a surprise hookup among friends adds a juicy twist with an unexpected bath-time snack of corn. Our journey doesn’t end there; with a fun pre-trip waxing session filled with ADD-fueled chaos and playlist dilemmas, we gear up for Palm Springs. From a serendipitous business brainstorming session in Puerto Vallarta to humorous cooking misadventures, this episode is all about embracing life’s unpredictability. As we share our financial triumphs and prepare for a sommelier exam, we invite you, our cherished listeners, to continue sharing your stories with us. Let’s keep the laughter and unexpected adventures rolling!…

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What's Your Roman Empire? 56:32

19 weeks之前56:32

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Click here to send us your victory and vices! Picture yourself in Austin, Texas, caught up in the whirlwind of the Austin City Limits festival. We recount our wild nights and amusing mishaps, from charming local encounters to humorous language barriers at the local club scene. Get ready for tales of pacing ourselves through unforgettable performances, all while navigating Austin's vibrant nightlife and the delightful chaos it brings. But life's adventures aren't just about festivals and probiotics. We dive into the complexities of maintaining friendships over time, the importance of tough conversations, and the humorous comparisons between ancient empires and modern relationships. As we swap stories of hiking in Washington and the joys of sommelier training, we also experience emotional highs at a Kygo concert. Join us for a heartfelt exploration of personal growth, change, and the unexpected adventures that make life truly memorable.…

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Happy Bottom Autumn! 57:46

20 weeks之前57:46

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Click here to send us your victory and vices! Ever found yourself trapped in an embarrassing situation where your dignity is on the line, all thanks to an ill-timed bowel mishap? We certainly have, and we're not holding back! Here on our latest episode, we're sharing uproarious tales of fried food and unfortunate car accidents, all while reflecting on the tragic loss of pristine white Calvin Klein briefs. But fear not, dear listener, because these anecdotes are just the start of our informative journey into "Happy Bottom Autumn"—a full-fledged celebration of bottoming. Ready to explore the nitty-gritty of anal sex prep with us? We're here to share candid advice on douching techniques, smart water bottles, and dietary considerations. We've got tips galore, whether you're a seasoned bottom or just curious. And don't worry, we've got a laugh or two lined up with tales of shower douche mishaps, the infamous "waffle stomp," and even a corn salad disaster that left us red-faced and, well, a little too regular. As the leaves change, so does our spirit—cue our encounter with a gay medium after a boat party in Tacoma. This whimsical journey into the spirit world had us seeing things in a whole new light, especially through stories of connecting with loved ones who have passed. But hold onto your hats because we wrap up with practical wellness tips for embracing autumn, from upping your fiber game to sharing the small victories in life, like a satisfying meal at Chili's. So join us, laugh with us, and learn from our wonderfully chaotic escapades!…

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Dick Drunk with the Rumple Minze Twins 47:07

21 weeks之前47:07

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Click here to send us your victory and vices! Get ready for a candid trip through our personal alcohol journeys, beginning with some raw confessions. This episode is a spirited exploration of our evolving relationship with alcohol. Childhood curiosity meets teenage awkwardness as we recount our initial encounters with alcohol, painting a picture of the social dynamics that shaped our perspectives. Join us for laughs about trampoline mishaps and the humor of high school parties, where a crush who later started an OnlyFans adds a touch of nostalgia. These tales aren't just about mischief; they reflect the pressures and expectations surrounding alcohol use during our youth, and how these moments became the stepping stones to our understanding of drinking culture. But it's not all laughs and cocktails. We tackle the heavier side of alcohol's impact, sharing personal stories of dealing with family alcoholism and the emotional complexities it brings. Recognizing the societal pressures and genetic predispositions to addiction, we discuss the importance of healthier coping mechanisms and professional help. As the episode draws to a close, we reflect on personal victories—like reducing alcohol consumption. Join us in this honest conversation, and feel free to share your own stories as we navigate our journeys toward healthier habits and self-discovery.…

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Feminist Tortoise 58:20

22 weeks之前58:20

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Click here to send us your victory and vices! Rewind to the days when balancing school, odd jobs, and taxes felt like a full-time circus act. We reminisce about our first jobs and the quirky tales that came with them, from mastering grocery store shifts to dealing with the unexpected at the zoo food stand. Ever wonder how a female tortoise's antics could lighten up a summer job? We've got stories that do just that, highlighting friendships that blossomed alongside bizarre yet endearing work experiences. These early jobs weren’t just about earning pocket money; they became the unexpected teachers of time management and work ethic. Fast forward to the amusing chaos of retail life. Remember crushing on a manager at American Eagle or handling the whirlwind of Black Friday? We've got you covered with stories that capture the spirit of youth, family dynamics, and hilarious slip-ups at Enterprise Rent-A-Car. From bartending tall tales to the excitement of upcoming concerts and TV shows, each narrative is sewn together with humor, resilience, and a reminder that sometimes faking it until you make it is the best strategy. Whether you're here for nostalgia or a good laugh, this episode is a treasure trove of memorable moments.…

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Monogamish in Montana 1:10:11

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Click here to send us your victory and vices! Tyler and Isaac, our fellow Seattle podcasters from "There Are No Gays in Montana," drop in this week to share their wild experiences; from working in Las Vegas hotels to their brushes with celebrity. We dive into how growing up gay has influenced our adult relationships, shedding light on the often comical and poignant moments that come with it. Journey with us through the touching story of two college friends from Montana who evolved from friends to lovers, navigating the complexities of coming out and dating in a small rural town. Through heartfelt love letters and candid conversations, we explore the power and importance of living authentically. Their tale is peppered with humorous and touching moments that underline the significance of accepting one's sexuality and building a lasting partnership. Finally, we tackle the concept of open relationships and combating pressure to adapt to heteronormative standards. By questioning societal norms and embracing non-traditional relationship dynamics, we share our personal experiences and the importance of communication, trust, and understanding in making these relationships work. Whether it's discussing the fluidity of monogamy or maintaining platonic friendships within the LGBTQIA+ community, this episode offers a comprehensive look at love, authenticity, and personal growth. Don't miss out on another candid, unfiltered conversation with your favorite Seattle homosexuals!…

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Don't Be a Bystander, Bitch! 45:35

24 weeks之前45:35

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Click here to send us your victory and vices! WARNING: This week's podcast contains discussions of violence and rape. These topics can be triggering for some listeners. Listen with tissues and caution. Our discussion begins with at-home karaoke practice and a Tori Kelli concert and unfolds into an unforgettable night of encounters. A dramatic reunion and a humorous run-in with a familiar face from the past set the tone, but things took an emotional turn when we found a man grieving his recently deceased mother. Our instincts kicked in, leading to a deeply compassionate interaction that showcased the power of human connection. This experience made us reflect on the bystander effect and the importance of taking action to help others in need. Bringing the night full circle, we ended with some light-hearted nightclub adventures. Dancing, surprising encounters with quirky characters, and even a chance run-in with a past fling added to the delight. We also touched on navigating self-doubt and celebrated personal victories, emphasizing the importance of being genuine and vulnerable. Join us for this roller-coaster of emotions, laughter, and reflections on empathy and human connection.…

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Gaycations & Honey Bucket Hookups 1:00:17

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Click here to send us your victory and vices! Find out this week if Kaleb ever made his Dentist appointment and which celebrities Kyle ran into in Provincetown (spoiler alert! It was Tammy Brown and Billy Eichner). Ever wondered why gay vacation spots like P-Town or Puerto Vallarta hold such a special allure? We get real about the affordability, the unique dynamics in personal and romantic relationships, and the emotional rollercoaster that sometimes comes with these trips. With candid discussions about visualizing friends naked (thanks to their TMI stories) and an unforgettable underwear party encounter, we delve into the beautiful yet complex world of gay vacation culture and relationships. Next, Kyle gives Kaleb a Gay Hookup Culture Quiz. We dive into the concept of demisexuality and share some personal stories about transformative journeys from homophobia to acceptance. Plus, you'll hear about an unforgettable birthday hookup that involves champagne, oysters, and an Aston Martin dealership, wrapping up with a playful "Fuck, Marry, Murder" game with a twist that ties natural disasters to relationship quirks. Tune in for a mix of humor, insight, and heartfelt moments!…

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Mask 4 Masc 1:04:46

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